Hi Mom, Hi Dad. Well, here I am
Learning all about Jedi ways
( And I haven't died yet
But it's not a sure bet-
I've only been here two days.)

They call this planet Dagobah
(Creation's nastiest whim.
Full of slime-covered lakes
And crawling with snakes
The odds for survival are grim.

Luke Skywalker's one of my teachers
(But our chief instructor and host
Is a little green guy
About three feet high.
We're all pretty sure he's a ghost.)

There's a girl in one of my classes
(I knew it was too good to be true.
A great-looking piece
But she's Skywalker's niece
What's worse, her brother's here too.

Guess that's all the news for this time
(At least all that's fit to tell.)
I miss you( And how!)
Well, so long for now -
Love, your apprentice Jedi, Brel.