I'm a Jedi! I'm a Jedi!
That doesn't mean I'm smart,
It only means I"m gullible
WIth a forgiving heart,

Golly, gee, wow, a Jedi!
I seek more of my kind -
And traps that any fool could see,
I stumble into, blind,

I'm a Jedi! I'm a Jedi!
That's my mantra and my call.
Three films, three books, and I've learned
Zilch. Nothing at all.

But I'm a Jedi! Yes, a Jedi!
I"m eager and so keen -
Gosh, I wish I had a clue
What being Jedi means!