There seems to be some confusion
About one part of my life.
I don't know how to tell you, but..
The last thing I need is a wife.

I don't know where the myth came from,
But misconceptions abound.
While you've been feeling sorry for me,
I've been getting around.

The galaxy's full of girls, you know.
(Hey, I noticed. I'm not blind.)
Did you think I've passed them all up?
You think I'm out of my mind????

Truth to tell, I've sampled my share,
Easy as making a wish.
Blondes, brunettes, a redhead or two,
And one that looked like a fish ...

See, the thing is, I'm a Jedi,
And word gets around in time.
Don't worry about a girl for me--
I've got them standing in line.

Ben said the Force would be with me;
I can assure you it's true
It turns out the Force has uses
I'm quite sure Ben never knew!