A SISTER SHOULD ALWAYS:
-Contemplate the mysteries of Jedi anatomy.
-Make every effort to confiscate a video recorder for the express purpose of 'Theological Exercise', i.e.: The Sail Barge climb in s-l-o-w- motion.
-Carry her good taste forward into the world as a missionary with the intent to locate other Sisters.
- ALWAYS scream "YES!" when the Luscious One, on screen, says "Come with me..."
-Trust in the Force. Spandex doesn't lie.

A SISTER SHOULD NEVER:
-Contemplate the mysteries of Jedi anatomy in the presence of a non-believer,or one too mentally impaired to appreciate it.
-Allow televised sports or news to interfere with her 5 millionth viewing of ROTJ( Luke scenes only). There are Defensive Ends, and there are Ends to Defend!
-Preach to, or otherwise waste time debating with, Han fans. Blame them not. It is blasphemous to expect THAT much pork to be packed into spandex.
-Upon hearing "Come with me...", attempt to mate/meld with the televising apparatus. Remember, insurance does NOT cover saliva damage to electronics!
-Believe, or allow others to believe, that-as Spandex Inspectors-our dedication is strictly superficial. It is not. We appreciate the Jedi mind, even as we ogle the Jedi clothing. Remember-it's not the spandex but what's inside that counts!

Anyone can consider themselves a Luke fan. Few are called to true Sisterhood. You know who you are! You long to thaw him out on Hoth, and enjoyed his magnificent writhing before His Repulsiveness in ROTJ; after all- the man was SMOKING!
If you can lust after a Warrior-Priest without guilt-
If you've put together-or want to- an edited version of the Star Wars films containing ONLY Luke's scenes-
If just LOOKING at those ice-blue eyes and that intriguing smile can brighten an otherwise lousy day-
YOU ARE A LUKE-LUSTER EXTRAORDINAIRE, A HOPELESS ROMANTIC
A SISTER OF THE HOLY SPANDEX!

Write us to receive your official Spandex Inspector's License. Legal anywhere in the Republic, subject to the cooperation of the Jedi, of course. No fee is involved. Just write tellin us your favorite scene, moment or angle ( heh-heh), and feelings about the same.