The hero marries the Princess,
That's how the old stories end;
They live happily ever after
In those kingdoms of pretend.
But life isn't a fairytale,
I've got all the proof I need;
The Princess married a smuggler,
I'm wed to my knightly deeds.
Those pots of gold, and all that stuff,
Hey, I'd take that and be glad.
Treasure, gems-well forget that too.
Han Solo got all they had.
And that Princess? She's my sister,
That shows you my kind of luck!
Next time,I want a fairytale,
'Cause this 'real life' really sucks!